Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."