A college roommate who always spends the night on the common room couch, and never seems to set foot in his bedroom. Covers the couch in dandruff and leaves a lingering odor of nut funk. Important: this roommate does not pass out on the couch. He intentionally sleeps there; pillows, blankets and all. He may fall asleep while watching one of your DVDs. When you wake up and stumble out of your bedroom at 8 AM, he will be snoring away and the TV will be on. If you turn the TV off, he will wake up and mumble something about how he wasn't sleeping and that he was watching whatever show you turned off. If this roommate's condition is not taken care of early enough, he will move his computer and all his stuff out of his room and into the common area.
"Yo, did see you couchy out there again this morning? I know he said he wasn't sleepin', but I turned the TV off anyways."
To perform an act or express preference towards something consistent with the preferences of Couch.
Me: "Look he's wearing flannel"
You: "That is so Couchy!"
Using military time
Having "business to attend to "
"Stop the bleed"
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Advising people to not suck
These are Couchy
To stay and live on your couch instead of going out with your friends. Usually involves pot smoking.
Person 1: Did you call Angela?
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.
A word used to describe something or someone completely dank and/or hot/stoney.
That dude is sooooo f*ckin couchy!
I like your hat, it's super couchy.
Sland for being lazy
Damn I'm not goin tonight, I'm feelin' a little couchy
Couch-like in quality; soft and/or comfortable.
My girlfriend likes to rest her head on my stomach. She says that I'm couchy.