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1.
A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
by Todd Jarrett May 06, 2003
 
2.
Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.
Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!
by yesIsaidmeow January 11, 2012