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A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada. "Is that mine?"
"No, it's his's" "his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard" |
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| 2. | Couche Tard | ||
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(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign. Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.
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| 3. | Couche Tard | ||
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(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!) Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!
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| 4. | Couche Tard | ||
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(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit. 1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards." |
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| 5. | couche tard | ||
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An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche". Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche. |
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