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The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people. "I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
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