A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.
There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring
by giselle January 21, 2011
When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 25, 2010

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