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"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"
by tommy anderson August 19, 2006
Top Definition
Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
by S313xo June 14, 2009
The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 29, 2006
when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed
If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!
by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009
An ex-marine sniper during the Vietnam War. During military operations, Cotton-eyed Joe would place a cotton patch over the eye he used to look through the scope of his rifle FOR THE CHALLENGE! From 1959 to 1966, Cotton-eyed Joe had over 100 confirmed kills, striking fear to dem vietcong bastards! Cotton-eyed Joe retired from military service in 1966. Seeing as Cotton-eyed Joe's badass reputation was well known across the U.S., the U.S. Military panicked over the possibility of Joe getting attacked by tree-hugging commies, so they transported Joe to an undisclosed neighborhood in an undisclosed town somewhere in the U.S.. Later in 1966, the EEN requested that Cotton-eyed Joe be a part of a debut of the show "Friendly Neighborhood". The Military approved the request but on one condition: Cotton-eyed Joe would have to be referred to as "Mr. Rogers" a code name to protect Joe's true identity. The EEN, soon before the debut, changed the show's title to "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" after receiving payment from the U.S. military to change the show's original title and to keep Joe's true identity a secret.
"Cotton-eyed Joe says:

It's all good in the Hood"
by Wytecoco October 19, 2015
When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up
I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga May 25, 2011

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