Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 20, 2010