A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.
dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 18, 2010
a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.
"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"
by Brian Schiller October 05, 2006
One that is tight with money.
Dude, you're such a freakin Costanza.
by bcaster May 29, 2006
A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


retortcomebackinsult
"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."
by balls for wits January 08, 2009
A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.
"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."
by chart March 30, 2007
Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.
"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."
by Cobalt321 March 05, 2008
An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.
After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.
by Caexar January 07, 2007
A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.
It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.
by jammiep September 11, 2011

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