Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"
Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"
Corvette driver: "poor kids"
Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"
Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"
Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "
Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"
Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"
Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "
Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)