Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)