Home of beer, shots... uhh... beer... oh and its a school in the middle of no where, NY
"All right, welcome to your interview for the McDonald's night shift manager position... where did you go to school?"
A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit
1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"
2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE
3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"
4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"