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A man who possesses a very large penis, listens to the best kinds of music, and kicks ass at any kind of sport. He is said to bang men and women, because he is so cool and so good in bed that everyone wants him.

A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
"Holy shit, that Corteezy just kicked the shit out of that Charizard!"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
by Timmy Bob Billyson February 28, 2012

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