"Did you see that video on youtubes of that dood getting cornpiped?".

OR

"I could sure use a good cornpiping right about now".

ALSO

"I would cornpipe that"

AND

"My cornpipe needs to be cleaned, so I don't give anyone CPTDS" (CornPipe Transmitted Disease)

CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE

"Thank you for the wonderful cornpiping"