A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.
Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 9, 2017
Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.
Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
by Cornographer September 21, 2007
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.
Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.
OR
It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.
OR
It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
by A Bathin Ape July 21, 2008
by john mac - da mack dawg October 7, 2004
Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
by nashvegas July 29, 2008
i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography
Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
by tlw3 August 14, 2011
by jerry dragon May 10, 2004