(Also known as 'the duke')Freaky, middle aged/elderly, red-headed man, who likes to use elephant hide breif cases and nanna trolleys to cart around his preying mantis specimens and Madonna cd's. He may be heard saying things like; MYELLOOOOOW! (hello!). May be also be seen trying to park his car and in the process knocking over poles and getting his legs stuck under the breaks.
Kid1:"I feel bad for that cornelious dude!".
Kid2: "Yeh me too!, this morning i saw him try to park his car, i think he knocked over some poles".