Cornes sometimes migrate to the United Kingdom in search of easy poon.
It has been widely speculated that Cornes have a fetish for inserting rugby balls into their sexual preys' vaginas. All we know for sure is that they are dangerous creatures out in the wild.
This particular Corne was spotted in Oxfordshire and for some unknown reason, kept grunting out: "I love bosse". The poor beast hasn't fully mastered the english language, so our best corneologists have translated it into: I wish I had a bigger dick.
Man 2: Pfff, he's being such a Corne.. I bet you he has an incredibly small dick..
It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Cornelius is "skilled in the use of his sexual horn".
Corne's and Cornelius's have been known throughout the ages as skilled lovers as well as expert swordsman. Both skills having been scientifically proven to be associated with people bearing the name.
Example such as Giacomo Girolamo Cornelius Casanova, or Casanova, and Cornelius Zoro known as 'Zoro'.
The name Corne has since become synonymous with masculinity and the possession of an enormous penis.