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1. Corn Dookie
The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.

Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.

See: Corn in Poop
Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"

Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."
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