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29.
(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 21, 2006
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30.
another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)
1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.
by Your Daddy October 28, 2003
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31.
a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'
that gurg sucked my cork off last night
by Mike January 11, 2004
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32.
A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.
The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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33.
(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 29, 2006
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34.
(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.
by himguy October 27, 2006
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35.
(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy October 26, 2006
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