An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.
Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.
Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.
"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."