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Located in Samoa, the asshole of the world, Coral Reef Academy is a therapeutic program where evil therapists and incompetent Samoan staff will try to convert you to Mormonism while shoving therapy up your ass.
You will eat taro (Samoan shit grown in the mountains) day in and day out, and, if all goes to plan, you will become as fat and as stupid as the Samoan staff. You will have no rights, and people will follow your every move as you try to find a find place to masturbate to pretty girls (none of which exist on the island).
When you leave, you will only know one thing: therapy good, drugs bad, sex...what is sex?
YOU ARE SO VERY LEANGA, you need more time at Coral Reef Academy.
by Alberto the tama leanga November 19, 2008

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