Person 2: Hell yeah it's Coquitlam all over again
Home to a pretty nice mall (yeah, I'm including PoCo in this definition) and that's about it. Crime isn't too bad but for some reason the place does have this sort of grimy impression.
Guy 2: I'm not driving all the way from North Van to PoCo just to watch you get herpes from some freshman Persian whore with tan lines on her tits.
Guy 1: Fine then, let's go to that Boston Pizza a couple blocks down from the mall.
Guy 2: Now THAT I will drive for.
Carlos: No, why? Another person get killed by a bear?
Jon: No, some dude got shot on Lansdown and another dude got shot up on Lougheed.
'Yes I did, and let me just say that Lady Foxingtonworthy will never be the same again.'
'And the type of Coquitlam...was it Port Coquitlam, or starboard Coquitlam?'
'Oh, always starboard.'
'Well, port out, starboard home.'
- Craig Ferguson LMAO