"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"
"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."
"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"