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(ko-pan-deh-nytus) -noun Pathology

1. A disease contracted by humans after excessive panda visiting. The only known remedy for copandenitis is a 5 day quarantine with no contact from co-workers or pandas.

Symptoms include: darkening of skin pigment around the eyes, hunger for bamboo, ability to climb trees extraordinarily well, and random mauling of small children and co-workers.

Note: Sufferers of copandenitis should wait a minimum of 90 days after recovery to come in contact with any pandas, stuffed or otherwise, as they are more susceptible to the disease during this time.
Jordan went to the zoo every day and caught copandenitis, he missed a whole week of work.
by Kodachromegirl May 26, 2010

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