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All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!
My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!
by Little miss outgoing! November 12, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
by b_bold November 17, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
by Shmoozums January 05, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.
OMG! he has the cooties! EW
by ladeela April 02, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.
I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.
by AYB May 27, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
by dj gs68 July 07, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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