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The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
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Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
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evil pests that dwell in the cooter.
Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.
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Don't Make me give you cooties!
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1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
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a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
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I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.
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