cooptie (adjective, noun): 1. somewhat ghetto, falling apart, needs to pull it together.
Hey manta ray and seaweed my cabin is so cooptie you need a rock to close the doors.
by wwinthusiest January 22, 2011
Hooptie is to cars as Cooptie is to cell phones. A Cooptie is a ccell phone that makes calls and only makes calls. A busted no-frills pone.
I was broke so i copped the Samsung R225m. I'm Cooptie Rollin.
by Prime Time aka Tha Professa March 20, 2004