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The Cooljerks are a elite group of drinkers from Washington State.

Also doing something very fucked up to other person. And you getting away with it scott free.
Hey there is the Cooljerks they can kick our asses.


I told some girl to get a gym membership and then suck my cock. Cooljerk.
by Anthony January 02, 2005
 
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The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
by Rondo Boner November 18, 2008