Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA.
Person 1: I know right? What a tool.
n. anyone who does something obviously ill-advised but who think otherwise of the action
n. anyone who deliberatly acts in a manner not befitting of his social status in order to "climb the social ladder"
"Oh really, John Powell, do you not like my hair today? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."
"Yeah, so Mr. Davis was like, 'John Powell, you better finish your God-d*mn quiz', so I was like, 'F*** you, Davis! I'm not finishing my God-d*mn quiz!'"
"Oh really, John Powell? Were you like 'f*** you, Davis', is that what you were like? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."
"Yeah so I saw Billy hanging out with Scotty D the other day at Drugstore University. What the hell is he thinking; he's such a cool guy."
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser
He practices douchebaggery in every post and ultimately fails in every sentence. His "diss" on blink-182 for example was cleverly titled "Blink 180". Probably in the age range of 1-11 and with the musical and mental capabilities of a goat. He cant even spell and enjoys eating his disgusting little abused features when he's home alone :)
almost as bad as u2, greenday, and all thos crapy emo bands"
Christian: Yeah, he's a cool guy.