In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.
After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.
by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009
the act of masturbation.
dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.
by therocketlaunchers. July 22, 2008
when someone can party so hard without passing out
A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"
by jordan dean May 30, 2005
How a white boy describes somthin that's sty-fel-in
"that chick is cookING man!"
by THE bomb July 02, 2003
In a state of being pissed.
The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.
by Durango April 06, 2007
To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.
*no example present*
by Anony! November 24, 2004

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