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10.
When you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth.
"i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night"
by Mitch69 October 24, 2006
 
1.
Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
by 3-BAG November 10, 2008
 
2.
Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."
Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.
by ThatApplebeesGuy12345 February 04, 2013
 
3.
Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
by lemnefresh July 05, 2010
 
4.
1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009
 
5.
Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.
by Wayneld iz from flint May 30, 2010
 
6.
Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth
that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream
by stewartMalc September 01, 2008
 
7.
after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 29, 2008