When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."
A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."