Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!