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2. Cooked Goose
A pseudo-sexual term that Craig Ferguson uses on The Late Late Show with Geoff Peterson.
"You remember that guy from last week?"
"Yeah he's Cooked Goose now"
1. cooked goose
A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
3. Cooked goose
Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
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