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6.
It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.
Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!
by Coof master December 02, 2009
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1.
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
by uzo9 May 10, 2008
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2.
a coof is a word for a vagina with a ball sack under it. the coof may also have a single testical in rare cases
kieran lynch's coof
by kierans coof December 23, 2009
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3.
To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
by Cakes2 July 30, 2006
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4.
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!
by pelastumous4 February 07, 2010
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5.
noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
by T-Maass February 28, 2010
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7.
An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof
by Greystar142 May 31, 2011
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