It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.
Can you get me a glass of water?
Ur such a coof!
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
a coof is a word for a vagina with a ball sack under it. the coof may also have a single testical in rare cases
kieran lynch's coof
To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?
person2. yeah i got loads!
person1. safe gimme a half!
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof