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When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.
Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.
by tres ratards February 12, 2010

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