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When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 07, 2010

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