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Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish. Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once! Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once! Curt: But I got syphilis.... Curt: I gave it to Hank last night. Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate! Conversation dies. |
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