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When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay. (Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.
(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong? (Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay. (Male Companion): That sucks... |
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