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control shift h 

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user
welp just busted a nut control shift h

Birth Control Hole 

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.
After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

birth control hair cut 

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

Control Hogger 

Is it my turn??

No, randy is a control hogger
Control Hogger by Metalsmash02 August 3, 2009

Birth Control Hug

A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.

Control-hole 

A controlling asshole who acts like a brat
Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!

Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!
Control-hole by Papiernesto January 2, 2020