fag: yer i was telling her to "contour out", then il just owe her that instead.
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!

Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g