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A boy who loves the weed, and only the weed. He is attractive to girls, but they are turned off by his smell.Girls are nothing to them. If he had weed, shaped like a girl's figure, he would marry it. He is not trust worthy, and has a tendency not to shower. He picks his nose, and likes to have sexual dreams of guys nostrials. He is also rather fond of having sexual intamacy with his cat! His cat is the only thing he will give up weed for. he cries like a little pussy 24/7 if he cannot see his cat for at least three house every day. He seems rad, but when he know him he quiet dull and smells like a wet sock. And he likes MnM's. He has a big nose and he can stare at a hot dog for half an hour. Star wars & Lord Of The Rings make him jizz in his pants. He beleives that masterbation is the key to all that is holey. He has a tenadancy to be attracted to his mother. Ashley: Wow.. what is that smell?
Cati: OMFG it is Conrad!!! Ashley: Does he shower? Kyle: Dude..last time he showered was a week ago.. Cati: What a fucker.. does he know about BO Kyle: Doubt it! Cati: I bet it is because he fucks his cat Kyle: At least he has some kind of pussy |
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a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he's amazing first impressions can be misleading. He might end up being a conrad
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someone who seems like someone you wouldnt like, but then you get to know them and they are RADICAL. See Conradical and Prorad person 1: dude, that guys a total kill joy. no one likes him..
person 2: nah, actually, he's really cool. a real Conrad he is. Conradical. |
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Someone that is so hot, that when you see them, you jizz urself. Confyah is walking across the street and I see him
"Man, Conrad's arsenal iz so hott!! WIT 2 T33's!!!" |
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Most brilliant and SEXY person alive. Girl 1:Omg omg it's Conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"clap" "clap" "clap" |
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to rip the piss out of someone for fun 'If all else fails, then it's time for a conrad'
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Short for conradical bob: hey lyndon isnt your brothers name conrad
Lyndon: yeah bob:dude thats an awesome name Lyndon: yeah its short for conradical bob: really!?!? Lyndon: yeah bob: dude thats awesome Lyndon:*thinking* (thats not what it really means it would be pretty kick ass if it was though.) |
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It is the perfect adjective for guys. Guys can be radical, and yet they are frequently confusing. Thus, the term "conrad" was born. "Wow, Kelsey. Daniel is being so friggin' conrad."
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