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10. Conor
The only name to have been voted the sexiest and most awesome every year since the ONA (Official Naming Association) were conceived in 1987. Since then, those named Conor have lived up to this title and time and time again have proven that anybody with this name is both incredibly good looking, smart and funny and according to a recent study conducted by David W. Martin, Ph.D., anyone who does not agree with this is in fact mentally disabled to a substantial degree, with the main neurologically affected areas being those responsible for awesome and not being a little bitch.

If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.

To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.

All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
"Man, that guy over there just saved the world from Godzilla", "Yeah and he's ridiculous good looking and must be amazing in bed, what a Conor"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
1. Conor
someone who is the man
conor invented sombreos

Conor once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

If you were to know conors' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.
2. Conor
A charming, quick-witted gentleman.
Generally quite good looking.
Why can't all guys be more like Conor?
3. conor
the sweetest boy alive. a boy who every girl wants 2 be noticed by. he that will stay up till 2 in the morning jest to talk to you even though he has to be up at 7:00 to go to work. someone who has amazing looks but doesnt relize it somtimes. always knows jest wat to say to brighten up ur darkest days. makes u smile wen u want 2 cry and even wen there tears are already in ur eyes. who u can jest be urself around without worying about him laughing at u. hes a total dork and romantice and u know right away its the real him. hell argure with you about who should hang up the phone first cuz he doesnt want 2 stop talkin 2 u. and sends kissses through the phone and aim. and only vare about how u feel wen ur talkin bout him thats his only focuse.
hes such a conor how did i ever get so lucky?
4. Conor
A sexy hippie who enjoys smoking weed and having sex.

Girl 1- "Hey Angi, look at Josh. He is sooo sexy."

Girl 2- "I know right! I wanna make out with him so much."

Both- "He's such a Conor..."
5. Conor
a beast at everything
and really funny
wow is he a football player?

yeah he's such a conor
6. conor
(n., adj.) A traditional Irish name which means "Of high desire." a word used to describe a very unique, funny, smart guy. A conor usually has loads of dry wit and enjoys sexual conversations with co-workers.
1: girl 1: That guy over there looks so cute today in his pink polo.

girl 2: I know! He must be a conor. No other non-gay dude can pull that off quite like a conor!

2: Stop telling conor jokes! My stomach hurts from uncontrollable laughter.
7. conor
a person who has 3 of something that most people would only usually have two. for example a third eye, a third ear or a third nipple. conor's would most commonly have a third leg.
Tracy: Did you see that male strippers wiener?
Alice: Oh yeah! He's most definitely a conor!
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