Conor once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.
If you were to know conors' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.
girl 2: I know! He must be a conor. No other non-gay dude can pull that off quite like a conor!
2: Stop telling conor jokes! My stomach hurts from uncontrollable laughter.
Alice: Oh yeah! He's most definitely a conor!