Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.
Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever
Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.
My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.
*everyone starts laughing their heads off*
You are the best, Connor!
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"
I hate Connor because he is everything I am not.