Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.
Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever
Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.
My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.
*everyone starts laughing their heads off*
You are the best, Connor!
Connor: "I'm not that pretty!"
Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?
Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.
Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
"That's my boyfriend.."
"Wow, you're lucky! He's a real Connor!"