Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"
"Oh yea, wasn't he the one prancing on stage as Twig?"
"Yea, leather and everything"
Girl 2: you love him
Girl 1: it's hard not to
Girl 1: yeah I guess. You two would be cute!