The most boring state ever made. Nothing ever happens here. Ever. Don't ever come. You will commit suicide.
Charlie- Yo bro, you going to connecticut for vacation.

Dunkin- No dude, i wouldn't go there if they paid me.
by BuckDen April 25, 2011

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Success state. Get good education and grow up successful. Great hometown to people. No bad storms.
1. "I got my Masters Degree in Connecticut!"

2. "I'm an actress from connecticut!"

3. "Awww. I remember those days growing up in Connecticut. Good times."

4. "Thank goodness the storm only hit south eastern USA. Thank goodness not here."
by Snowangelsinthesummer February 21, 2011

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A bankrupt (both morally and financially) person who lives in a very old worthless termite infested shack somewhere surrounded by trees, who has little life experience and a very high opinion of himself. A degenerate who makes a living by searching for a line somewhere on a piece of paper for the sole purpose of screwing others. An ill tempered individual who speaks with a condescending tone to and yells at anyone who doesn’t look like him. One who specializes in using people and then throwing them out like oranges. A very smart highly educated psychopath who lost touch with his humanity a long time ago, and will do absolutely anything just to have a little bit more than his fair share of a shrinking pie.
Normal person:

“Nice NCAA tournament this year, are you from Connecticut?”

Person from Connecticut:

“Fuck you. You are gay.”
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A tiny state where half of its population live with a domesticated chimpanzee while the other half will saw off one of their own arms as soon as it becomes necessary, and they all misrepresent their income in census time in order to keep alive the myth that their state is rich.
If you are from Connecticut, you are:

A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.

B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.

C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.

D) A and C.

E) B and C.

F) All of the above.
by Tradewinds November 17, 2011

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In the summer of 2010 a group of folks from Connecticut with perfect hygiene traveled to South Africa to support their favorite soccer team in the world cup. However after their team’s defeat in the early rounds, the group got lost on their way to the airport and were subsequently eaten by lions.
Headline News: The lawyer for a group of South African lions has filed a lawsuit against the State of Connecticut for exporting rotten meat.

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the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."

even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.

a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.

everyone in connecticut pops their collar.
"where are you from?"

"connecticut"

"oh so you're rich right?"

".....yes."
by martha March 04, 2005

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The Best State in the Country, home to the rich, famous, and well educated. The envy of the rest of the states but do we care what your knock-off prada wearing, honda driving states think. NO. So shut up and get back to mowing our lawns. Please and thank you. love CT.
Your such a bitch

Are you from Connecticut?

No

Then I don't give a flying fuck what you think
by CTlova5 August 25, 2010

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