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a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end. you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows. 1:" what college do you want to go to?" 2: columbia. duh 1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks. 2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in 1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct you know you live in connecticut when you go to boarding schools like kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate, you have three different tutors one for ... school, SAT's and another language all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18 everyone where burkenstocks or uggs if you dont own an iphone people think your poor all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is all the kids go to cancun on weekends when you live down the street from oscar de la renta when there are hardly any street lights everyone is asleep at 7 the students have 2 cars by age 20 everyone goes to a tropical islands during winter break perfection is a life style most people go to private schools new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator you have to drive everywhere skiing and snowboarding become a way of life when you have a nanny and a maid when everyone is skinny when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters living in brigeport is social suicide all the rich kids buy drugs when like and um is used in every sentence your rich and you know it .. when any college besides princeton isnt an option your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that raised you when you can show everyone martha's exact adress when your living in oprahs old house when your parents are richer than denzel washighton when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie when you have a vietmanese adopted brother when your parents go to parties with hugh heff when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California everyone pops their collar when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece when you never go without if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show when tennis is the only spring sport played |
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According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet. Nice Prada shoes. Are you from Connecticut?
Why yes, where are you from? New Jersey. Well, that explains the smell. |
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A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.
synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas 1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.
2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill. 3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today. |
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You know you are from CT if:
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-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays -There is a farm within five miles of your house. -You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish. -You have deer in your backyard. -You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert. -You've partied at bonfires. -You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it -You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you -You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen. -You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow. -You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump. -Your family owns more than one house. -Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row. -You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club. -You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard. -The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school. -You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV. -You have more than one country club in your town. -UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different -You hang out at Denny's -You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home -You wear flip flops in the winter -You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England -You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every we... |
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Connecticut (abbrev.- CT) is one of the original 13 colonies. It is a crossover of Massachusetts and New York, but is still part of New England. Not everyone is a rich, stuck up asshole like people seem to think, it is an actual state with actual problems and benefits. There are arrogant snobs who put down on people, but those can be found anywhere. Connecticut is:
The Nutmeg State Part of New England A Pleasant (but boring) State To Live In Stop ripping on states you haven't lived in, it's annoying. |
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- Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115 - State which gives the least to charity Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth. 50 Cent has a house in Connecticut
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All of you who think that Connecticut is just where snobby rich kids come from, you're wrong. Yes, about half the people here are asses. But the other half are normal people who just want to live free of sterotypes! The good half of us drive regular cars, not beat up 20 year old cars, but not BMWs and Mercades. We aren't super poor, or super rich. The averages may say that we are one of the richest, but that doesn't mean all of us are rich. Shut the fuck up about Connecticut being super rich snobs or out of the way hicks. We have a diverse population just like any other state. You ignorant bitches are just listening to sterotypes.
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My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg. We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
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