A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
The state people try to hate on or don't know the geographical location of and secretly wish they were from. Jealousy runs deep once someone finds out you're from the land of nutmeg and Franklin Giant Grinder and they aren't. Those who can, go to Connecticut. Those who settle for mundane and average stay in some god forsaken hell hole somewhere else.
person 1: hey where are you from?
person 2: Connecticut?
Person 1: I'm gonna just give up on life because im not from such a cool place.

Person 2: Don't be so hard on yourself..not all of us can come from the best state. It really must suck being you though.
by mrmackie October 12, 2009
How many Connecticuts exist?

Yankees or Red Sox (or Mets)?
Patriots or Giants?
Mid-Atlantic or New England?
Massachusetts or New York?
Parkway or Highway?
Sub or Grinder or Hero?
Mad or Wicked?
Guido Italian or Preppy WASP?
Beach or Shore?
Cape Cod or Jersey Shore?
Hot 'n Humid or Cold 'n Snowy?
Hartford or New Haven?
NYC or Boston?
Baseball or Lacrosse?
Jet Ski or Sailboat?
Party Animal or Book Worm?
Filthy Rich or Ghetto Poor?
Bodega or Liquor Store or Package Store?
'Youse' or 'You People'?

Connecticut is one state that just can't make up its mind...
Hey what's up?
Not much.
You're from Connecticut, right?
Yeah.
So basically that's like Mass?
Uh, no, not really...
Oh so then it must be just like New York?
Well, not quite either...
So what's it like then?!?!?
Don't know... it can't decide.
by Where do I live again? July 31, 2009
Someone who is guilty of sharing vanilla coke and sandwiches with members of the same sex. Also known for putting their arm around or snuggling up to a co-worker while in public.
Wow, look at those guys, they are so Connecticut!
by Mr. CT October 27, 2008
my state and just because most people are rich don't mean all of us are I'm a westie from New Haven county (figure it out) and I'm poor I barly afford to live in my house but it is cool being here between NYC and Boston I just hate the stereo type I FUCKING HATE FUCKING PREPS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK ALL OF US ARE PREPS
Person: If your from Connecticut then you rich right??

Me: NO DUMBASS
by WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU August 24, 2008
Let me just say I don't think we are stuck up at all. I also don't believe we have an accent. Abercrombie and Fitch/ Hollister aren't expensive at all so I don't see what the big deal is about. I will admit I thought EVERYONE has been to Cape Cod but appraently not. I love having all
four seasons. A woman I know has a one floor (very small) house and it's worth 225,000 which is an average price for a house I suppose. Mine is 400,000 and it's a raised ranch. Neither of the houses have pools. The majority of 6th graders have cell phones (average age to get one). If you don't have one in 6th then most likely 7th. You can count the number of 8th graders on one hand who don't have one (I actually got mine in 5th). Oh yah, not everyone's preppy although the majority is. I don't believe polo's are really that preppy but okay. We are not stuck up snobs or anything and it's so annoying when people stereotype like that. I love designer things but not everyone does. Not all of us are spoiled but it depends on your definition of spoiled I guess. The day I turn 16 I am promised a car but it makes sence to get a car once you can drive doesn't it? I don't know what else to say so I'll stop here.
Okay, I was in Vermont this past winter (like 3 months ago) and I was talking to these people who were from Connecticut..too. We went skiing/snowboarding together and we talked to some people and every single time they asked, "Where are you from?" and we replied, "Connecticut," they either said, "WOW! so you're really rich?" or "Oh, okay talk to you later bye..." and left and it gets very annoying. This one girl even walked into me on purpose at the bottom of the hill! Please be nice and stop stereotyping.
by Kristinn. March 20, 2007
My native state, Connecticut. If you can spell it you must be from there. But where? Certainty not Fairfield County, that appendage of New York. We hear tell it was seized in colonial times because New York wanted Long Island. No, that is in NO WAY The Nutmeg State. And hey, we ARE the Nutmeg State, not some hoypaloy Constitution State, let’s be real. Yes, I am from Connecticut, New London County to be exact. We sometimes think we are the forgotten part. The Merritt Parkway and Berlin Turnpike don’t run through our part of the state. Hartford keeps neglecting to fund Route 11.

We are the quiet seafaring part of the state. Picturesque harbors, quaint small towns and a deep Swamp Yankee heritage. Corn fields growing in the summer sun and ton of apples and apple cider in the fall from our numerous farms. Yup, we still have them. We also have those New England accents, us and Windham County to the north. We are diehard BoSox fans, Celtics, Bruins and Pats, too. We are where Whalers put out in the hunt for whale oil and where the first ship powered by atomic energy set sail as well. Today it rests as a national monument, moored in the Thames River at the main gate of the United States Submarine Base New London in Groton. We also have the most popular attractions in the state, Mystic Marinelife Aquarium and The Mystic Seaport. Oh, and did I mention our Native Americans? Their creative buisness side burst forth and spawned two mega casinos and show places, Mohican Sun and the largest casino in the world, Foxwoods.

Yup, we ARE Connecticut
Swamp Yankee: "Where you from"?
Fairfield Resident: "Connecticut"!
Swamp Yankee: "By golly so am I. What part"?
Fairfield Resident: "Fairfield".
Swamp Yankee, in disgust. "That ain't Connecticut you are an branch of New York City, not fit for human beings to live in"!
by Connecticut Yankee February 11, 2007
Were from ct and were not rich. were from hard hittin new britain and were on welfare just like tha rest of the god damn city,and we alsogo to New Britain High one of the worst high schools on the east coast. 4000 kids and 10 fights a day 2 bomb threats and a Uzi a day. When people say CT is rich I say drive through New britain and ull change ur mind.This is what the students of New britain high school wear each day "RIP Chico" "RIP Shaniqua". my frend has 3 kids- shes 15.

You know your from New Britain when.....

-When lock-doens are a daily thing at school.
-When drug dealing is a hobby
-When yor freshman class has 1,000 kids then on graduation day there is 200
-Whens there 6 cops watching you eat at your lunch table
-When people ask yor where you from you say New Britain :they run:
-When theres hookers on evey corner
-When eveyone has a pitbull

RIP Chico, RIP Rashaun, RIP J-hud, RIP pedro
You live in New Britain,Connecticut?

Have you been shot,jumped,or car-jacked?etc etc
by OG snowflake and D-Lant September 17, 2006
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