2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
You know your from New Britain when.....
-When lock-doens are a daily thing at school.
-When drug dealing is a hobby
-When yor freshman class has 1,000 kids then on graduation day there is 200
-Whens there 6 cops watching you eat at your lunch table
-When people ask yor where you from you say New Britain :they run:
-When theres hookers on evey corner
-When eveyone has a pitbull
RIP Chico, RIP Rashaun, RIP J-hud, RIP pedro
Have you been shot,jumped,or car-jacked?etc etc
im from north haven n im drivin a bmw and ur still in that civic haha and no way i layed too b*tches last night bro..
OTHER GUIDOS: lets fight him he talkin sh*t yo
"yea, I have them in every color now"
"Are you from Connecticut?"
"You people are so rich"
"no we aren't"....(thinks about it) "ok, maybe just a little"
person 2: Connecticut?
Person 1: I'm gonna just give up on life because im not from such a cool place.
Person 2: Don't be so hard on yourself..not all of us can come from the best state. It really must suck being you though.
Yankees or Red Sox (or Mets)?
Patriots or Giants?
Mid-Atlantic or New England?
Massachusetts or New York?
Parkway or Highway?
Sub or Grinder or Hero?
Mad or Wicked?
Guido Italian or Preppy WASP?
Beach or Shore?
Cape Cod or Jersey Shore?
Hot 'n Humid or Cold 'n Snowy?
Hartford or New Haven?
NYC or Boston?
Baseball or Lacrosse?
Jet Ski or Sailboat?
Party Animal or Book Worm?
Filthy Rich or Ghetto Poor?
Bodega or Liquor Store or Package Store?
'Youse' or 'You People'?
Connecticut is one state that just can't make up its mind...
You're from Connecticut, right?
So basically that's like Mass?
Uh, no, not really...
Oh so then it must be just like New York?
Well, not quite either...
So what's it like then?!?!?
Don't know... it can't decide.
Me: NO DUMBASS